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"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."

Albert Einstein


"Get comfortable with your own mortality.   It's not easy, and most people can't or won't even try.   But if you have love in your heart, joy in your soul and the strength of will to improve your existence, even at the cost of learning to live without the false security of fairy tales -- it can be done.   Then, and ONLY then, will you be able to appreciate, in all its fullness, the true wonder of being alive."

Lyle Johnson


"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."

Mark Twain


"I swear, synchronicity follows me around like a puppy.   It's almost as if -- Hey!   Where'd this puppy come from?"

Lyle Johnson


"In the end, only kindness matters......"

from "Hands", by Jewel


"Don't worry -- whatever you've got, what I've got will kill it."

Zippy T. Bone, on Safe Sex


"I would much rather be around people who are passionate about things I don't care for, than those who are lukewarm about things with which I agree."

Lyle Johnson


"Fear not your enemies, for they can only kill you.   Fear not your friends, for they can only betray you.   Fear only the indifferent, who allow the killers and betrayers to walk the earth."

Unknown Eastern Philosopher


"To me, the most terrifying combination of traits a person can possess is the sincere belief that they know what is best for me coupled with the ability to enforce that belief."

Lyle Johnson


"Everything in excess!   To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.   Moderation is for monks."

Lazarus Long, from Time Enough for Love, by Robert A. Heinlein


"Few things more accurately define a person than that which they choose to be offended by."

Lyle Johnson


"It's a great life....if you don't weaken."

The James Gang, "Ride the Wind"


"To expand my knowledge of partying, I went to live with some Indians on a reservation for a few months, hoping to be introduced to sacred herbs and experience the spirit world.   I was introduced to the sacred hoe and six thousand acres of corn.   And I experienced many very spiritual blisters.   But they did get to like me after a while.   They even gave me my own Indian name, 'Wannahoto Noma', which they told me means, 'Skips Rope with Beavers'.   I guess they're really into sports."

Don Kristee


"Life moves pretty fast.   If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Matthew Broderick, "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"


"When wounded by those you love, try to keep in mind that there is a vast gulf between malice and weakness."

Lyle Johnson


"It's always seemed to me that sailors spend most of their time making up funny names for things."

Walter Slovotsky, The Road to Ehvenor, by Joel Rosenberg


"What I'm doing right now is the single most important thing in my life."

Lyle Johnson, anytime, anywhere


"Like most men, my life is often a contest between brains and glands.   And you would do well to bet Gray Matter to Place."

Archy McNally, McNally's Luck, by Lawrence Sanders


"It's tragic that the true measure of a man or woman becomes evident only when they are faced with that hard choice between personal gain and the welfare of others."

Lyle Johnson


"Most people wander through life half asleep; the fortunate few that are fully awake spend every moment of every day in a state of constant amazement."

Unknown


"Do not deny your own sexuality, it is your biological birthright.   By trying to hide it away, you are rejecting your humanity and your natural place in the world, to no one's detriment but your own."

Lyle Johnson


"What are the facts?   Again and again and again -- what are the facts?   Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what 'the stars foretell', avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the 'unguessable verdict of history' -- what are the facts, and to how many decimal places?   You pilot always into an unknown future; facts are your only clue.   Get the facts!"

Lazarus Long, from Time Enough for Love, by Robert A. Heinlein


"A Roman, divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who demanded, 'Was she not chaste?   Was she not fair?   Was she not fruitful?', holding out his shoe, asked them whether or not it was new and well made.   'Yet', added he, 'none of you can tell where it pinches me.'"

Plutarch


"Who did this to me?   Entropy did, that's who!   What?   Yeah, sure, if you catch him, I'll testify."

Don Kristee, still struggling to recover from the Seventies


"The essence of philosophy is to accept the universe as it is, rather than try to force it into some preconceived shape."

Alexander Hergensheimer, JOB: A Comedy of Justice,
by Robert A. Heinlein


"We humans -- how self-righteously eager we are to condemn and vilify those who have made mistakes which we are, as of yet, unacquainted with."

Lyle Johnson


"All lies and chants, still a man hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest..."

Simon & Garfunkel, "The Boxer"


"He was universally shunned for his arrogant insistence on attempting to apply logic to human interaction."

Don Kristee, commenting on an unknown blue-collar
worker named "Lyle" something...


"Well you can laugh at my behavior, that'll never bother me
Say the devil is my savior, but I don't pay no heed
I will go on shinin', shinin' like brand new
I'll never look behind me, my troubles will be few..."


Supertramp, "Goodbye Stranger"


"A wise man knows when it's necessary to break the rules, and more importantly, when it isn't."

Lyle Johnson


"Ever notice how much they look like orchids?   Lovely!"

Lazarus Long, from Time Enough for Love, by Robert A. Heinlein


"My memory isn't what it was twenty years ago.   Oh hell, who am I trying to kid?   My memory isn't what it was Tuesday."

Lyle Johnson


More to come . . . . .
 



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