2002 Judges Page

Judges Page

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! A rousing "Huzzah!" for our Honored Panel of Judges, whose lot it will be to determine
which of these winsome wenches shall be crowned, "Scarby 2002 Cleavage Queen". They have donated their
time freely, and are richly deserving of many thanks, rounds of ale and frequent nuzzling by pretty girls.
Except, of course, the ones that already are pretty girls! (Guys, that's your cue)

Gary Hopple/Rowlett, TX
-- Software designer and psychic channeler for the spirit of Scooby Doo.

Teresa Hopple/Rowlett, TX
-- Real Estate Agent & WonderWench

Loren Johnson/Rowlett, TX
-- Computer Systems Operator & Songwriter (and me Bubba)

Wendy Blossman/Dallas, TX
-- Court Reporter & last year's CQ 1st Runner-Up!

Mike Pitts/Garland, TX
-- Carpenter/Handyman & Rebel Without a Pause

Sandy Sanders/Mesquite, TX
-- Business Entrepreneur and Sports Guru

Jeanne Zabuska/Anaheim, CA
-- Insurance Underwriter & Seamstress Supreme

E.Z. Coleman/Lawton, OK
-- E.Z. is a brother hippie whose job is so secret that he doesn't even know what he's doing!

Judges will award contestants from 1 to 10 points in each of in four different categories:

              Volume -- Weighted as 20% of total score
              Presentation -- Weighted as 35% of total score
              Overall Look -- Weighted as 30% of total score
              Sheer Exposed Acreage [SEA] -- Weighted as 15% of total score

Prizes will be awarded in the following five categories:

Scarby 2002 Cleavage Queen -- Who will serve a term of one year of being lusted after online by men (and women -- let's be realistic here) all over the world, plus any additional duties that I can come up with and that she will agree to. (Determined by combined total points in all four categories)

1st Runner-up -- Who will serve in place of the Reigning Queen in the event of the Queen's inability to serve due to breast reduction surgery, nursing requirements, assassination by the First Runner Up, etc. (Determined by combined total points in all four categories)

Best Presentation -- Awarded to the gal who knows best how to maximize her assets. In a culture ruled by marketing, she has no equal. (Determined by total points in the Presentation category)

Best Overall Look -- Awarded to the true Renaissance Babe -- Cleavage, Costume and "Come Hither" look -- she's got it all. (Determined by total points in the Overall Look category)

SEA -- Awarded to the wench who most religiously adheres to the concept of "Skin is In -- Clothes are for Board Meetings". (Determined by total points in the SEA category)