Judges Page

Hear Ye!   Hear Ye!   A rousing "Huzzah!" for our Honored Panel of Judges, whose lot it will be to
determine which of these winsome wenches shall be crowned, "Scarborough 2000 Cleavage Queen".
They have donated their time freely, and are richly deserving of many thanks, rounds of ale and
frequent nuzzling by pretty girls.   Except, of course, the three that already
are pretty girls! (Guys, that's your cue)

Emilie Beavers/Plano, TX
-- College Student and Receptionist

Teresa Hall/Rowlett, TX
-- Real Estate Agent & WonderWench

Tommy Hall/Rowlett, TX
-- Software Designer & Singer Extraordinaire

Loren Johnson/Rowlett, TX
-- Computer Systems Operator & Songwriter (and me Bubba)

Clay Maxwell/Victoria, TX
-- U.S.W.A. Representative & Micro-BrewMeister

HooDoo M'Crack/Fort Worth, TX
-- Leathersmith & Legendary "Man About Faire"

Mike Pitts/Garland, TX
-- Carpenter/Handyman & Rebel Without a Pause

Sandy Sanders/Mesquite, TX
-- Business Entrepreneur and Sports Guru

Jeanne Zabuska/Tustin Ranch, CA
-- Insurance Underwriter & Seamstress Supreme


 

Judges will rate contestants in three different categories:

              Volume -- Possible 1 to 10 points
              Presentation -- Possible 1 to 20 points
              Overall Look -- Possible 1 to 20 points

Each contestant's final score will be the total of their points in each category by each judge, added together.

Prizes will be awarded to the top three contestants as follows:

Scarborough 2000 Cleavage Queen -- Who will serve a term of one year of being lusted after online by men all over the world, plus any additional duties that I can come up with and that she will agree to.

1st Runner-up -- Who will serve in place of the Reigning Queen in the event of her inability to serve due to breast reduction surgery, nursing requirements, etc.

2nd Runner-up -- Which is a pretty spiffy title for anyone who came in 3rd in any contest.

In addition, a prize will be awarded to the winner of the SEA Award (Sheer Exposed Acreage)